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    | New Hampshire, USA |

    (A teenage customer and his girlfriend are at the checkout.)

    Customer: “Does the original Pride and Prejudice actually have zombies in it?”

    Me: “Um, no, but we have Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies, which has zombies.”

    Customer: “But the original Pride and Prejudice doesn’t have zombies? It’s like, a love story?”

    Me: “Yes. It was written in the 19th century. No zombies.”

    Customer, to girlfriend: “See, I told you so!”