Coworker: Welcome to [fast food burger joint], what’s your beef?

Customer: “I ain’t got a beef, you got the beef. What’s YOUR beef?”

Coworker: “I got the good beef. You want some beef?”

Customer: ¬†”Yes, I want some beef, you gonna bring it?”

Coworker: “Yeah, I’ll bring it, you payin’?”

Customer: ¬†”Course I’m payin’, you makin’?”

Coworker: ¬†”Yes we’re makin’.”

Customer: ¬†”Good, how much?”

Coworker: ¬†”You have to order first, sir.”

Customer: “Oh yeah…”