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    It’s Only Free Ninety-Nine

    | Wisconsin, USA |

    (We are doing a promotion where every customer gets one free can of cat food with every purchase.)

    Me: “Hi, today, we are giving everyone a free can of cat food. Would you be interested in that?”

    Customer: “No, I do not have enough money with me today.”

    Me: “But ma’am, it’s free.”

    Customer: “What? I said no! I do not have the money for it today!”