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    It’s Not Like They’re Permanent Or Anything

    | Bristol, UK |

    (A walk in customer goes to sit in the tattoo chair, which is unusual before a consultation.)

    Me: “How are you today?”

    Customer: “Oh, a little nervous. This is my first tattoo.”

    Me: “There’s nothing to be afraid of. The process is generally more annoying than painful. What sort of design are we doing for you?”

    Customer: “Oh, I have to pick one?!”