Visit 
It’s Not Like They’re Permanent Or Anything
Tattoo Parlor | Bristol, UK
(A walk in customer goes to sit in the tattoo chair, which is unusual before a consultation.)
Me: “How are you today?”
Customer: “Oh, a little nervous. This is my first tattoo.”
Me: “There’s nothing to be afraid of. The process is generally more annoying than painful. What sort of design are we doing for you?”
Customer: “Oh, I have to pick one?!”
(1,952 Thumbs Up!)
