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    It’s Not Getting Any Bella

    | Calgary, AB, Canada | Crazy Requests

    Customer: “I’m looking for a book.”

    (I wait for a moment waiting for her to continue, before realizing she isn’t going to.)

    Me: “What book are you looking for?”

    Customer: “Well I don’t know the title or the author’s name.”

    Me: “Is there anything at all you know about the book?”

    Customer: “I know it has a blue cover.”

    Me: “We have several hundred volumes with blue covers. Is there anything else you can tell me to help narrow it down?”

    Customer: “Well, I think it was about a teenage girl.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but that really doesn’t narrow it down much.”

    Customer: “Oh my God! You are completely unhelpful! You should know what I’m talking about!”

    Me: “I could point you in the direction of our teen section so you could have a look and see if you recognize anything.”

    Customer: “That would take far too long! I just wanted one book, and you’ve completely wasted my time.” *storms out*