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    It’s Nice To Be Relatively Infestation-Free

    | Nova Scotia, Canada |

    (I am talking with a customer that is also my neighbor. I am ringing in about the ants that have been getting into our houses.)

    Customer: “Those darn ants are everywhere this time of year!”

    Me: “Yeah, we’ve had a lot of trouble keeping them out these days. I don’t know what to try next!”

    Next customer: “You know what works? Ant-Be-Gone. I used it once, and my wife’s Aunt hasn’t come around for years!”