It’s Made With Watership Down

| NH, USA | Bizarre, Pets & Animals

(We have for sale a really soft brand of throw blankets. They’re called ‘Bunny Soft’ to reflect just how soft they are. A customer comes up to my register with one.)

Customer: “These aren’t made from real bunnies are they?”

Me: “No, they aren’t. It’s all polyester. I don’t even think real bunnies are this soft.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t want it if it’s made from real bunnies. That’s just not right.”