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    It’s Gonna Be A Looong Day

    | Seattle, WA, USA |

    Me: “What kind of computer do you have?”

    Customer: “It’s a Motorola.”

    Me: “…excuse me?”

    Customer: “I said, it’s Motorola!”

    Me: “Okay…are you running Windows?”

    Customer: “NO, it’s Vista.”

    Me: *long pause* “Oooh-kaaayyy…….”