Me: “What type of internet do you have?”

Customer: “Internet Explorer.”

Me: “No, sorry, I meant what type of internet, like your ISP?”

Customer: “Internet.”

Me: “No, what type.”

Customer: “Uh…modem?”

Me: “What kind of modem?”

Customer: “Black.”

Me: “Is it plugged into a phone cable or a coaxial cable? Like a cable you’d plug into your TV.”

Customer: “It’s plugged in to…the wall.”

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