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    (A customer walks in with several trash bags full of clothes to be cleaned.)

    Me: “Okay, sir. I’ll need to sort and count all these items before I can give you a price. Would you mind opening that bag while I work on this one?”

    Customer: “Why would I do your job?”

    Me: “Of course, sir.”

    (The customer watches silently as I sort, count, and fold over forty items, including clothing, bedding, and towels. Essentially, I am touching his clothes with my bare hands for over twenty minutes.)

    Me: “Okay sir, your total comes to [price]. We’ll have them cleaned for you tomorrow after four.”

    Customer: “You can’t clean them sooner?”

    Me: “Is there a specific reason you need them sooner?”

    Customer: “Yeah, my kids have head lice. That’s all their contaminated stuff. They won’t have anything to sleep on tonight.”