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    It’s All Downhill From Here

    | London, ON, Canada |

    (I’m making small talk with a customer while waiting for his computer to boot up. This is after talking about the weather in his area. The following takes place without missing a beat.)

    Me: “Yeah, well, I have a friend from Indiana.”

    Customer: “Really? Where did you meet him?”

    Me: “Actually, it’s a her.”

    Customer: “Oh, lucky guy!”

    Me: “I met her through her husband.”

    Customer: “Oh, not so lucky.”

    Me: “He’s my supervisor.”

    Customer: “Ouch.”