Just Not In Her Make Up

(I work as a correctional officer. One day I am chatting with a friend through picture messages as I get ready for work.)

Friend: “You look frazzled.”

Me: “I’m getting ready for work.”

Friend: “Ah, putting on make-up for all the inmates.”

Me: *sends a picture of my obviously make-up free face* “Does it look like I’m wearing make up?”

Friend: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t see past all the sarcasm.”