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    It’s A Ruff Life In The Slums

    | Mequon, WI, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Hey, what’s going on?!”

    Me: “Excuse me, is something wrong?”

    Customer: “Yeah, we went to go see Slumdog Millionaire with my kid and the first scene has all this violence! We thought it was about a dog!”

    Me: “I can assure you, it’s not about that. It’s also R-rated. Did you see the ratings on our board?”

    Customer: “No one reads those! I want a refund!”