It’s A Ruff Life In The Slums

| Mequon, WI, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “Hey, what’s going on?!”

Me: “Excuse me, is something wrong?”

Customer: “Yeah, we went to go see Slumdog Millionaire with my kid and the first scene has all this violence! We thought it was about a dog!”

Me: “I can assure you, it’s not about that. It’s also R-rated. Did you see the ratings on our board?”

Customer: “No one reads those! I want a refund!”