It’s A Dragon, Make No Bones About It

Grandma: “Do you still use that dragon coin bank I gave you?”

Me: “Dragon?”

Grandma: “Oh, well you must not use it, since you don’t remember.”

Me: “Wait, I remember a dinosaur coin bank.”

Grandma: “That might be it.”

Me: “A stegosaurus? With the sails on its back?”

Grandma: “I might be confusing dinosaurs and dragons again.”

Me: “So did the people who discovered dinosaur bones.”