It Would Be Penny-Wise To Accept Them
Me: “Okay, sir, that’ll be £[Total], please.”
Customer: *begins rifling through his fanny pack for change* “Oh, god.”
Me: “You all right?”
Customer: “I… just… It won’t…”
Me: “Do you not have the right change?”
Customer: *brings out two fistfuls of change and plants them on the counter* “Oh, god.”
Me: *worried* “Umm?”
Customer: *continues to rifle through fanny pack and draws another fist of pennies* “Nooo.”
Me: “Sir, I think this is plenty. I—”
Customer: *moans as if in pain as he brings out two more fistfuls* “THEY’RE BREEDING!”
(I’m still laughing.)
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