It Was A Shot Glass Wedding

| Kansas City, MO, USA | Food & Drink, Spouses & Partners

(I’m helping a very elderly, very nice, lady get around the store. We’re in the liquor section when she asks me to read some of the labels.)

Me: “Well, we’ve got Jack Daniels, Cutty Sark, Bombay Sapphire, Jim Beam—”

Lady: “No, I don’t want Jim Beam. Last time I drank, Jim Beam, I had to get married! I didn’t care for that one bit!”