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    | Bangor, ME, USA |

    (Note: Our coffee shop offers a punch card where ten coffees equals a free bagel.)

    Supervisor: “Yes, ma’am? What’s the problem?”

    Customer: “This girl will not get me a muffin! I have a punch card!”

    Supervisor: “Ma’am, the punch card is for a free bagel, not a muffin. I’d be more than happy to get you that bagel.”

    Customer: “No! I want a muffin! Get me a muffin instead!”

    Supervisor: “I’m sorry, ma’am. But muffins are more expensive than bagels. I can’t do that, it’s against policy.”

    Customer: “This is ridiculous. I’m never coming here again!”

    Supervisor: “I’m sorry, ma’am.”

    Customer: “I can’t have bagels after dark!” *leaves the store*