It Only Goes Downhill From Here

| Bellingham, WA, USA |

(Me standing between the CDs and DVDs sections of my department.)

Me: “Is there anything I can help you with today?”

Customer: “Yeah, I cant find [insert artist here], how are your CDs organized?”

Me: “…alphabetically.”

(Next Customer.)

Customer: “Hi, do you guys sell DVDs?”

Me: *Slowly turns head left and points* “Yes.”