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    , | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    (I just started working at a computer store, so my trainer has a phone call on speaker so I can listen in.)

    Lady: “You sold me a faulty piece of s*** laptop!”

    Trainer: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?”

    Lady: “The ¬†f***ing thing won’t open!”

    Trainer: “Have you tried turning the laptop around, and opening it from the other side?”

    Lady: “Oh.” *click*