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    It Doesn’t Go Up The Way You Think It Does

    | California, USA |

    (I work at an amusement park in Southern California. A customer comes up to me while I am cleaning a shop.)

    Customer: “Where can I find a [cartoon character] blow-up doll?”

    Me: “Excuse me, sir?”

    Customer: “Blow-up doll. I need a [cartoon character] blow-up doll!”

    Me: “I um, we don’t sell those kinds of items–”

    Customer: “You know, you put air in and it goes up!”

    Me: “A balloon?”

    Customer: “A blow-up doll, yes! Where?!”