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    Is There Anything That Guy Can’t Do?

    | California, USA |

    Customer: “Do you have movie with Forrest Gump?”

    Me: “Yes, we have the movie ‘Forrest Gump’; would you like me to tell you where it is?”

    Customer: “No, I look for movie Forrest Gump where he gets big.”

    Me: “Uhh…do you mean you’re looking for the movie ‘Big’ with Tom Hanks?”

    Customer: “Not Tom Hanks, ‘FORREST GUMP’! ‘BIG’!”

    Me: “…”