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Is That A Tumor In Your Pocket…

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(A customer comes in and is very concerned about the ‘tumor’ on her male dog’s stomach.)

 Me: “That’s not a tumor, ma’am. It’s called a bulbus glandus. It just means he’s, um, really happy to see you.”