Doesn’t Find It A-Meow-sing

(I live with my fiancé, whom I have been dating for 12 years. We have been engaged for four of them. He and my online friend are both male. My friend and I are paying online, while my fiancé is in the same room.)

Me: “I miss cats. I need a cat.”

Friend: “Can’t you get one?”

Me: “My housing arrangements don’t allow it.”

Friend: *meows*

Me: *meows back*

Friend: *meows again*

Me: *meows*

Fiancé: “HOW DARE YOU MEOW AT ANOTHER MAN!”