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    | Ontario, Canada |

    (At the dry cleaners where I work, an elderly woman comes in nearly every day. We think she has something wrong with her mentally, but she’s a sweet lady.)

    Customer: “Hi, girls!

    Me: “Hello again!”

    Customer: “It’s a very nice day today, I’ve just been on a walk!”

    Coworker: “Yes, looks bright and sunny!”

    Customer: “The sun has made me tired, I feel like I need a nap…”

    Me: “That’s a good idea, why don’t you take a nap?”

    Customer: “Okay!”

    (She takes me literally and lays down right there in front of the door.)

    Coworker: “Um… how are people going to give us their clothes for cleaning?”

    Customer: “I don’t know.” *doesn’t move*

    Me: “Can you please move?”

    Coworker: “Please, we need to keep the doorway clear.”

    Customer: “But I really like it right here!”

    Me: “Wouldn’t your bed be so much more comfortable?”

    Customer: “Oh, I guess so.”

    (Lady gets up, takes some more mints for her coat pocket, and shuffles out the door.)

    Me: “See you tomorrow!”