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    | Dayton, OH, USA | Top

    (I’m finishing a transaction with a customer at the movie theater.)

    Me: “… and would you like to make a donation to [charity] today?”

    Customer: “Well let me ask you something: do YOU donate to charity?”

    Me: “Yes, of course. I donate to this one as well as several others.”

    Customer: “Well, do YOU work for any charitable organizations?”

    Coworker: “Actually she works with the mentally handicapped and developmentally disabled 40 hours per week.”

    Customer: “Oh really? Where?”

    Coworker: “Here.”

    Customer: “I really don’t appreciate that!”