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    | Pennsylvania, USA |

    Customer: *to me, serious* “So, are you 50% off too?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Your sign says that everything is 50% off. That includes you, right?”

    Me: “Sir, I can assure you that I am not for sale. The sale is only on Christmas items, and I am not included.”

    Customer: *still serious* “But you work here! That means you’re for sale too!”

    (After a 5-minute battle, he finally gives up and walks out empty-handed.)