Introducing The Sandwich Air
(There is an incredibly long line in the store. A man who had recently gotten his order filled cuts to the front of the line and slams his sandwich on the counter.)
Customer: “I don’t know what’s wrong with you people… you don’t know how to make a sandwich! The people who worked here before knew how to make sandwiches!”
Me: “Um… excuse me?”
Customer: “The OTHER people always SQUISHED the sandwiches.”
(He holds up his sandwich.)
Customer: “LOOK AT THIS! How am I supposed to fit this in my mouth?”
Me: “Umm… wouldn’t it be just as easy if you–”
Customer: “NO! FIX IT!”
Me: “Okay…”
(I flatten the sandwich slightly.)
Me: “How’s that?”
Customer: “SQUISH IT!”
(I manage to smash the sandwich down to about a half an inch thick.)
Me: “Better?”
Customer: *takes the sandwich* “Well, I guess you CAN learn.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?