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    In(tentional) Sickness And In Health

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada | Top

    (We respond to an unconscious diabetic. While my partner is treating the patient, I am asking the wife some questions.)

    Me: “So is your husband on any medications?”

    (She lists the medications her husband is on, including insulin.)

    Me: “And has he been compliant with those medications lately?”

    Wife: “Nope.”

    Me: “Do you know why not?”

    Wife: “Well we had a big fight last week, so I hid all his meds. He hasn’t found them yet.”