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    Intelligence May Vary

    | Lancaster, PA, USA |

    Customer: “How much are the belly-button rings?”

    Me: “The prices vary depending on the style. I’d have to check if you’re interested in a specific one.”

    (The girl walks over to her mom in an aisle within earshot.)

    Mom: “How much are they?”

    Customer: “She said they vary.”

    Mom: “What is that supposed to mean? That I can’t afford them?!”