Intelligence Doesn’t Grow On Trees
(A couple is price-shopping for their Christmas tree.)
Customer: “How do you figure out the price of the tree?”
Me: “We count the needles and divide by a thousand.”
Customer: “Well, that makes sense.”
Me: “Yeah, it takes a really long time to do each morning.”
Customer: “You’re BSing me, aren’t you?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I am.”
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