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    | Bellingham, WA, USA |

    (Referring to the payment terminal)

    Customer: “It’s not working. Whats wrong with it?”

    Me: “What does it say?”

    Customer: “It says, ‘Please slide card again’.”

    Me: “Well, then slide your card again.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.”

    (She slides her card. It works.)

    Customer: “Hey it worked!”