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    Instructions Are Your Friends, Part 2

    | Austin, TX, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer, staring at credit card machine: “I don’t know what to do. What does it want me to do?”

    Me: “What does the screen say?”

    Customer: “Press the green button.”

    Me: “Then…well…maybe you should press that green button there.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.”

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