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(I get a lot of funny calls, and most of the time, I can stay calm and professional through the call. This is the only one I’ve had where I needed to hit the ‘mute’ button. Thankfully, he was talking about the website–I eventually needed to dispatch a tech.)
Me: “Thanks for calling Internet Tech Support, Emily speaking.”
Customer: “Yeah, I was looking at this porn site, and now I can’t get it up anymore.”
Me: “…”
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