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    | Minneapolis, MN, USA |

    (Telephone technical support for a printer manufacturer.)

    Customer: “First of all, I’m a Mac tech, so I know what the hell I’m doing; let’s get that straight right away!”

    Me: “Ok.”

    (It turned out he needed to reinstall some fonts, so we got the installer started.)

    Customer: “It says, ‘Insert Disk One.’ What should I do?”

    Me: “Um, insert disk one…”