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Innocence Lost

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Me: “[Company], how can I help you?”

Caller: “Yea, I need you guys to work on my car’s transmission. How much?”

Me: “Ma’am, we don’t work on cars here, we print things.”

Caller: “But…but I Googled [company] and I got you guys.”

Me: “I’m sorry, Google was wrong. I don’t know how we got on there.”

Caller: “But I Googled you! You have to do it!”

Me: “Ma’am, we have copiers here, not a garage. Try the yellow pages?”

Caller: *sounding very betrayed* “I can’t believe I Googled you.”