Infinitely Loopy But Happy As A Clam
Me: “[Convenience store], how can I help you? ”
Caller: “Just wondering…what’s the soup special today?”
Me: “Clam chowder, sir. ”
Caller: “Are there any other soups or stews on?”
Me: “Not today, sir.”
Caller: “But do you have any soup or stew on special besides clam chowder today?”
Me: “Nope, just clam chowder. That’s our only soup special today.”
Caller: “But what about any other hot liquid foods? Any of those besides clam chowder?”
Me: “No, sir, just the chowder.”
Caller: “What’s your name?”
Me: “Lily, sir.”
Caller: “Lily, that’s a nice name. I’m Tim. I’m wondering if you have any soups on special today besides clam chowder?”
Me: “No, Tim, just the chowder.”
Caller: “Okay, thank you!” *hangs up*
(Not surprisingly, the phone rings again about a minute later.)
Me: “[Convenience store], how can I help you?”
Caller: “May I speak to Lily, please?”
Me: “This is Lily.”
Caller: “Hi Lily, it’s Tim. Do you have any soups besides clam chowder on special today?”
Me: “…”
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