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    Inexorably Inconsiderate

    , | Guelph, ON, Canada | Uncategorized

    (The customer is four cents short for his order.)

    Customer, to friend: “Hey man, do you have a nickel or something?”

    Friend: “Yeah man, here.”

    Customer: “No, that’s okay. I’ll just get some out of here.”

    (He reaches into the tip jar.)

    Customer: “Can I just take out four cents from in here?”

    Me: “Um, no. That’s actually our tip jar–”

    Customer: “Too late. It’s happening.”

    Me: *speechless*