Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 2

(My boyfriend and I are in bed on our computers and watching TV. Suddenly, he sneezes and farts at the same time. I didn’t hear the fart.)

Boyfriend: “That was the weirdest feeling I’ve ever had. I don’t ever want to do that again.”

Me: “What, sneeze?”

Boyfriend: “No, fart when I sneeze. I didn’t realize I was going to fart, and it just exploded out.”

Me: *laughing* “I’m lucky I have you.”