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    Inching Away From Intelligence

    | Ireland |

    Customer: “Hi. I’d like to return my 13″ laptop please.”

    Me: “Alright. Any particular reason you want to return it?”

    Customer: “I thought the screen would be bigger, so I want to buy a larger one instead.”

    Me: “So you thought your 13″ laptop was going to have a bigger screen?”

    Customer: “Yeah. When I was buying it online it said ‘widescreen’.”