(I work in the electronics department of a large retail store. I receive a phone call one morning.)

Me: “Hello? Electronics department, how can I help you?”

Caller: “Well, I’m on your website looking at your [brand name] TVs. You got two on here I like, a 26 inch and a 32 inch. What’s the difference?”

Me: “Well, sir. It depends. Are they Plasma, LCD, LED?”

Customer: *cutting me off* “No, no, no! I don’t care about any of that. I just wanna know which one’s bigger!”

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