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    In This War, There Are No Winners

    | Virginia, USA | Uncategorized

    (I work at a state-run liquor store, which basically means the state owns everything, including the liquor. All damages are written off at no penalty to us or the customers. A customer approaches me holding a 1/2 gallon glass bottle.)

    Customer: “So, you’re state run, right?

    Me: “Yep.”

    Customer: “So, if I break something, do I have to pay?”

    Me: “No, but it would be really nice if you didn’t.”

    Customer: “Well, here’s to getting my tax dollars back!”

    (The customer suddenly smashes the $100 bottle on the ground and walks out.)

    My boss: *sighs and gets a mop and broom*