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    In The Place Of No Return

    | TX, USA | Crazy Requests, Technology, Top

    (An older person walks into the store with their gaming laptop.)

    Employee: “How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I have a virus on my computer. I had antivirus software, so I want to return it.”

    Employee: “Did you update your antivirus software?”

    Customer: “I shouldn’t have to. They should include every virus!”

    Employee: “New viruses come out every day. Can I see your receipt?”

    Customer: *hands over receipt*

    Employee: “This is from [Competitor].”

    Customer: “So? You sell computers. You should take it back. And you have pay me $100 for every hour I spend downloading my games again. I have DIALUP!”

    Employee: “You will need to return this to [Competitor].”

    Customer: “They said no.”

    Employee: “Would you like a new computer?”

    Customer: “I’d like to speak to your manager.”

    Employee: “I’m the manager.”

    Customer: “You have horrible customer service.”

    Employee: “That’s because I reserve it for CUSTOMERS.”