Not The Kine Thing To Do
(I am an eight-year-old selling Girl Scout cookies. In Hawaii we speak pidgin. In pidgin the most common phrase is ‘da kine’ which is a relative term to be used for pretty much anything. Natives have this natural hatred for tourists, which I was raised with.)
Tourist: *stops car by where I was selling cookies* “Aloha! Can you point us to the mall?”
Me & Friends: *blank stare*
Tourist: “Oh! Can you speak E-n-g-l-i-s-h?”
Friends: *groan*
Me: *pulls the most shit-eating grin* “Oh, yeah, just drive past da kine.”
Friends: *grins and starts to play along*
Tourist: *confused* “Ah, yes, and where is that?”
Friends: “Oh, yeah, it’s right by da kine.”
Tourist: *obviously getting flustered*
Me: “Do you n-o-t u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d?”
Tourist: “I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO FIJI! STUPID ISLANDERS!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.