Big Expectations
(I am talking to my boyfriend about shaping up together.)
Boyfriend: “And then your boobs will get even bigger! Biiiigggeeerr!”
Me: “Mmm, no…You do realize that my boobs will be the first thing to get smaller, right?”
Boyfriend: *creepy voice* “Biggeeeeeeeeerrrrrr…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.