In One Ear, Out The Other

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(I work at a restaurant that has two different sides to it: a fine dining side, and a casual side. I work at the casual side. One day at work, a very confused woman calls.)

Me: “Hi! Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi, is this the fine dining side?”

Me: “No, ma’am. This is the grille and bar side. Would you like the number to our fine dining section?”

Customer: “No, I like the casual side more.”

Me: “Oh, good.”

Customer: “So can I have the number for the casual side?”

Me: “This is the casual side, ma’am.”

Customer: “Yes, but I would like the number. The fine dining aspect doesn’t fit well with my family.”

Me: “Okay, well, this is the casual side. Whatever number you dialed is our number, ma’am.”

Customer: “Yes, but I don’t like fine dining! Give me the number to your casual side!”

Me: “This is our casual side. You have our number because you dialed it.”

Customer: “I DON’T LIKE F***ING FINE DINING! I JUST WANT THE NUMBER TO THE CASUAL SIDE. IS THAT SO HARD? I’M GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR DINNER!” *hangs up*

Me: “…”