In-Laws Are The Butt Of All Family Jokes
(My brother-in-law and I are having a cigarette outside when this happens.)
Brother-In-Law: *rolling his cigarette in between his fingers* “Hey, feel my butt. It feels weird.”
Me: “…wha?”
Brother-In-Law: “MY CIGARETTE BUTT.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?