(At my store, we charge for certain sauces if you get them on the side. I have just given the customer his food, but rather then leave he just stands there and stares at me.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Was there something else I can get for you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I want sauce.”

Me: “I’d be happy to get you some they are 25 cents. How many do you want?”

Customer: “No, just give it to me for free.”

Me: “I’m afraid I can’t do that. I’d get in trouble sir.”

Customer: “I won’t tell you manager!”

Me: “Actually, my manager is right there.” *points him out*

Customer: “Oh…well, give it to me anyway. You can get another job later.”