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    Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I bought tickets online, but my printer doesn’t work.”

    Me: “Okay. Well, if you want, you can print it out here.”

    Customer: “Well, I actually brought my laptop.”

    (He shows me his laptop with the tickets on the screen.)

    Customer: “Can I get in with this?”

    Me: “Yeah, here are your wristbands.”

    Customer: “Okay thanks. Do I have to show my laptop at the gate or can I put it away?”