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In Creepiness And In Health

| Portland, OR, USA | Uncategorized

(Note: This customer is a little odd and makes the entire staff nervous when he comes in.)

Me: “Okay, here’s your receipt. Is there anything else I can do for you?”

Customer: “You could marry me…”

Me: *awkwardly laughs*

Coworker: “Well, is there anything else you need from me today?”

Customer, to my coworker: “You could pay for our honeymoon.”

(Suddenly, the customer turns to me.)

Customer, to me: “Okay, I’m just kidding. But I wasn’t kidding about you.”