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    | Durham, NC, USA |

    (A little old lady approaches me as I am tidying up some shelves.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, miss, but I can’t find your Columbia Crest Cabernet?”

    Me: *I point to the shelf above me* “It’s right there.”

    Customer: “Oh my, I feel so foolish!”

    Me: “Not at all. It’s a big store and can get a little confusing, even for me.”

    Customer: “Now what about some Hess Cabernet?”

    Me: (I walk her to where it is and take the bottle down for her.)

    Customer: “I LOVE you!”

    Me: “Hehe, no problem!”

    (I see the check-out lines at the front of the store are full, so I follow her up to help at the registers.  After a few customers, she comes through my line.)

    Customer: “You can take my money too?! Amazing!”

    Me: *laughs* “Yes, I have many skills.”

    Customer: “What are some of your other talents?”

    Me: “Well, I can sing!”

    Customer: “You can CONCEIVE?!”

    Me: “I certainly hope so! But I’m not going to try that out just yet. Right now, I can just sing.”

    Customer: “I wish you had really said that. That would have been funny! I love you!”